Yeah, wow, wonderful, you guys are committing to each other, but do you honestly have to make ALL of your friends and family commit to a weekend in Long Island, celebrating you!? I am lucky enough at this point in my life to have zero friends mature enough to be committing to a lifetime or even a few years w another person (hey, the definition of marriage is subjective these days). Therefore my summer weekends are blissfully free to go where the wind blows me, and I generally plan my weekend trips around how many Wendy’s we hit up along the way.
I’m not going to say this lifestyle is EASY. I mean, dressing for an evening, brunch or casual liaison at Wendy’s takes the same care and attention to detail as planning the perfect wedding look. You want to look hot as balls, but like you did it by accident, so you know, no one gets jealous. You want people to know you are the coolest person there, but you don’t want to look like to you tried too hard, or everyone one will be like who the f is this chick? Here are some ideas:
How about an “I like to party” t-shirt so the cashier respects you? How about some vans, so the other diners know you are mad down to earth? Baggy acid wash jeans hide stains remarkably well and sit low at the hip so your belly is free do its thaaang… You definitely don’t want to limit yourself to 1 spicy chicken sandwich, or have to sacrifice a frosty because of a poor wardrobe choice. A hat and some dope shades reinforce what your t has already established. You. like. to. party. So, where the f is the extra Honey Mustard I ast for!?!