Fleeing from The Shire into the unknown lands beyond is no joke. You need some gear that packs serious functionality but you also need to look fresh as hell for the hotties you are bound to meet on the road.
1. Stella gets it. This look features a puffer that doubles as a sleeping bag + reflective copper has elven level camo powers in the deep woods. Quilted shorts that keep your bootie warm yet leave your legs free for scrambling over rivers and sneaking into Farmer Maggot’s to snag mushrooms.
2. When you are camping with Aragorn the only tops and bottoms you will be thinking about have nothing to do with getting dressed. This Chalayan jumpsuit is perfect for those carefree days watching him climb trees, track down animals and kidnapped friends, daydream and do other cool ranger shit in the woods. Bonus for the XXL pockets for nuts, berries, Athelas leaf gathering. You never know when you or one of your friends might get stabbed by a Morgul blade. HAHAHAA camping is FUN!
3. Not recommended if you are actively being hunted by a ring wraith!! L.O.L.!!! Vetements brings us a comfy ass outfit is perfect for when you run into Tom Bombadil – The hoodie says “chill af” but thigh high cognac boots lend a sexy wood nymph vibe we know FOR A FACT that he is into.